HATEHATEHATE

Also, I hate Bryant Johnson.

Only 9 catches on the season going into this game.

Countless crappy routes ran.

Scads of easy drops.

He's got to get released from this team. There are far too many receivers in the world who are better than this guy who are available.

Oh, my gosh, do I despise this player.

Bye Week Poopsense

Soooooo, the Lions' bye week is coming up, and you know what that means? Yup, it means now we have to watch some other NFC North team or a regional poo-fest. But hey, at least they get that big break to heal up and get ready to play the Redskins.

Well, unless you're DeAndre Levy.

Recently, the Lions signed former first round pick Bobby Carpenter to their skin-and-bones linebacking corps. They're having trouble picking which spot to give him the most reps in, though, because they aren't sure that Levy will be playing in Week 8. That's right: Levy, who has played ONE game this season, and missed gads of time in training camp and preseason due to a myriad of JV injuries, might miss yet another game. Giving him the benefit of the doubt, maybe his groin injury was something horrific, and maybe his ankle injury is unfathomably worse than is being reported... or maybe he can't suck it up like the rest of the Lions' defenders. Whatever. This is just getting ridiculous.

Levy was who the linebacking corps was being built around. He was supposed to be a cornerstone of the defense. Stafford was the same for the offense. Stafford's moneymaker, his golden right arm, was sprained. He can sit for as long as he needs to. Levy's ankle and groin were boo-booed. Delmas played with a groin injury. Everyone else is banged up. Why can't he be a leader? Remember Stafford against Cleveland? Right now it seems to me like if Levy wouldn't suck it up and play against Green Bay or New York (high profile games that really would have done wonders for the team if the Lions had won), how much can Schwartz and co believe in him?

Other odds and ends:

1) The Lions are the league leaders in dropped passes. Kevin Seifert of ESPN's NFC North blog wrote about it the other day, and says that "According to ESPN Stats & Information, they have 19. The league average is 9.6. " I wonder how many Brandon Pettigrew accounts for? Not to sound mean-spirited, but he has dropped a ton. At least he is showing remorse from it....unlike Byant Johnson. Blech.

2) Adding in Carpenter makes for yet another former high-round pick brought in by Martin Mayhew. Carpenter was the 18th overall pick by Dallas in 2006, Turk McBride was the 54th pick by Kansas City in 2007, Lawrence Jackson was the 28th pick by Seattle in 2008, and Alphonso "Man Crush" Smith was the 37th pick in 2009 by Denver. I kinda like this strategy, because they were all drafted high for a reason, and hopefully now they get the chance to capitalize on their high potential.

3) Is it me, or does the game against Dallas seem pretty winnable now? They look TERRIBLE.

I wish this was the logo on their helmets. Wow.

HA-cha cha!

Man, I cannot heap enough praise on the Lions for today. Fox's pregame parade of dunces saw both Michael Strahan and Terry Bradshaw pick the Rams to win today, and many other journalists saw St. Louis as a rising power in the West (again, blind guys, butt-touching). I'm not saying that St. Louis is gawd-awful, nor am I saying that they aren't improving at a pretty good clip. I'm just saying BOOM! LIONS WIN! As I've read nearly ad infinitum today, this was the Lions' biggest victory since a 44-0 drubbing of the Jacksonville Jaguars in 1995, and the first time they've won by more than one touchdown since their nearly identical thrashing of the Broncos in 2007, 44-7. Mmmmmmm, tastes like gingerbread cookies...

So, what made this game so spectacular? A Victorious Top Five:

1) Stefan Logan's Return - The other game, when Logan fumbled deep in enemy territory, I cursed his name. However, his diligence on special teams has been winning me back, play by play. Today? Wow. When was the last time the Lions had a returner who was a legitimate threat? Desmond Howard? Glen Milbyrn? Mel Gray? Either way, his electrifying run set Ford Field on fire.

2) Alphonso Smith - His Carlton Banks dance was the cherry on top of his fantastic sunday...sundae. He now has interceptions the past three games, and seems like a good corner companion to Chris Houston. (The scale is as such, from lowest to highest: the worst, terrible, pretty bad, bad, not bad, decent, okay, pretty good, good, really good, great, the best. Intense and descriptive!) He was a blanket on his coverage today, and he makes Jonathan Wade seem like a bad dream. It may be early, but it seems like Mayhew fleeced yet another team in a trade.

3) Honest-to-God Running Game - Rotating Jahvid Best and Kevin Smith was a dream come true. Both backs were effective and complimentary, and it seemed like both wouldn't accept anything like than positive yardage. It's so strange, to finally be like any other team in the NFL that has a solid-to-good running back tandem.

4) Ndamukong Suh, Destroyer of Worlds - Dude had an interception. That he deflected to himself. And his return? He moved like a linebacker. HE'S A DEFENSIVE TACKLE! Just watching him dominate the line of scrimmage....you almost believe him when he says that the Lions won't lose another home game.

5) Scott Linehan's trickery - It was fantastic to see him calling long strikes and appropriate running plays. Also, the fact he ran a trick play with personnel that can handle it was just fantastic. He really seemed to be enjoying himself today, calling plays that utilized the talents of his offense. Very refreshing.

Two sub thoughts:

1) Opening onside kick? Really, Rams? Assholes.

2) Nate Burleson really is a trillion times better than Bryant Johnson. Right now, I'm dreaming of the Lions cutting the lesser Johnson and picking up Devin Thomas. Sigh. Dreams.